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The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China by [Anders, P.C.]
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Welcome to Pleasurelandia (partly a region, and partly a state of mind)… where gorgeous, smiling women are ready to drive you wild with pleasure at any moment of the day or night … within 30 minutes of a phone call. Where “massage” is only an opening gambit, like a “Hello,” one that could culminate in the most mind-blowing sex you’ve ever had. Where you could end up falling in love with the land and the people, and never want to leave. Where you could have three spectacular massages in a day without leaving your room … and still pay less than you’d pay for a single massage in New York City.

Describing his visits to Pleasurelandia—large areas of Thailand, and a few pockets in Java, Bali, and Cambodia, perhaps a few other “sin cities” or “pleasure capitals” in Southeast and East Asia—"the author weaves a web of humor and thrills as he lies on massage tables across the globe” (review). The spirit of Pleasurelandia is often found beyond these specific areas, East and Southeast Asian people are not, generally, pleasure-hating or hypocritical, and an atmosphere of “live and let live” dominates.

Specific episodes include a soap-and-semen-drenched Sandwich Massage in Thailand; a mind-blowing three-girl massage in Bali; a co-ed Bangkok shower ending in passionate sex; a Shanghai masseuse greedy for pleasure; hot Indonesian women who defy restrictions to have joyous sex with their customers; a skimpily clad Vietnamese sex-bomb masseuse who keeps asking if the customer wants his "baby" massaged: and offers a generous number of free samples; and others.

An Appendix provides a random consumer guide for heterosexual men on what to expect and how to get the most from their massages in the United States, Europe, and Asia.

Around 39,000 words (140 pages)

About the Author

P.C. Anders is the author of many books of fiction, nonfiction, and humor under other names. He is a passionate humanist, sexual libertarian, and believer in freedom of expression.

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  • File Size: 634 KB
  • Print Length: 140 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Asia-Pacific Holdings Private Limited
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0059JG5LK
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