(October is of course the most wonderful time of the year -duh!)
Winter is somehow a far more sinister time, and in Bloody Stockings, the chill has fully set in.
Between these blood-soaked pages you'll find tales of murderous carollers, a less than conventional advent calendar, Hobos that smell like seasonal cake, dodgy gifts from Uncle Nelson, lonely snowmen, what lurks in the spaces between the tolling of the church bells, flaming turkeys, humbugs looking for a place to nest, and an Elvis impersonator with the wardrobe malfunction to end all wardrobe malfunctions.
And for reasons that should be BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, this book is very much NOT FOR CHILDREN.
So, sit down in front of the fire with the ones you love the most (and your family too), gorge yourself on mince pies, guzzle down all the eggnog you like (remember it’s 150% organic), and enjoy our ode to the second most wonderful time of the year.
Other titles available in the series:
Devil’s Night: Bite-Sized Horror for Halloween
Poisoned Candy: Bite-sized Horror for Halloween
Rancid Eggs: Bite-sized Horror for Easter
Bloody Stockings: Bite-sized Horror for Christmas